Monthly Archives: December 2012

Quel Jour Est-Il, Eccles? I got it written down on this bit of paper…

I always know its the weekend because I get an extra hour in bed in the morning and the shop is five times as busy. Other than that I have little or no way of knowing which day it is, … Continue reading

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I begot a virginal penile child

Never fear, oh my dedicated and most adoring public, for the above title is not in fact true – it is something Octavia missheard the other day when I told her I was reading J.P. Donleavy. I hope that the clarity … Continue reading

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